What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

probably TMI but anyway

last night I dreamed I had a detachable clitoris.

this is officially the weirdest thing my brain has ever done.

  1. aminalcrackerss reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    This makes me feel better about my dreams for the last week.
  2. unedopinion said: Like what, do you give it to a loved one before going on a trip and say “only use this during the hours of such and such”?
  3. danceling said: Were you by any chance binging on Wanda Sykes?
  4. solitarelee reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 You are welcome. :I
  5. proserpine-in-phases said: I’m just going to say detachable penis by king missile might be a song you may find entertaining for an all new reason now
  6. cassolotl said: Huh. I can imagine that could be quite useful sometimes. I can’t think *when*, but yeah. o.O
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