What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

yet more thrilling true tales from the meadows household

  • husband: can you come look at these potatoes?
  • me: why
  • husband: I've not seen potatoes like these before
  • me: they're just normal potatoes
  • husband: please?
  • me: FINE
  • me: *gets up, looks*
  • me: *encounters a bag of soggy potatoes that is 90% eyes*
  • me: oh
  • me: those would be dead, yeah
  • husband: I thought so
  • me: in fairness, the last time I looked at them, they didn't have eyes
  • husband: there is a whole civilisation in there
  • husband: I couldn't conscionably destroy it
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