yet more thrilling true tales from the meadows household
- husband: can you come look at these potatoes?
- me: why
- husband: I've not seen potatoes like these before
- me: they're just normal potatoes
- husband: please?
- me: FINE
- me: *gets up, looks*
- me: *encounters a bag of soggy potatoes that is 90% eyes*
- me: oh
- me: those would be dead, yeah
- husband: I thought so
- me: in fairness, the last time I looked at them, they didn't have eyes
- husband: there is a whole civilisation in there
- husband: I couldn't conscionably destroy it
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