once more, with feeling!
So for some reason this morning I started thinking about what Once More, With Feeling! would be like if, instead of being part of S6 of BTVS, it was actually part of S6 of Supernatural, and now I CAN’T STOP, because:
- Dean singing Going Through the Motions
- Dean, Sam, Bobby and Castiel singing I’ve Got A Theory
- Sam singing I’m Under Your Spell, first to Crowley and then, after the dramatic reveal, to Castiel
- Sam and Dean singing I’ll Never Tell to each other
- Castiel singing Rest in Peace to Dean
- Crowley singing What You Feel to Dean
- Bobby singing Standing In the Way
- Everyone singing Walk Through the Fire
- Dean singing Something to Sing About
- Sam singing Where Do We Go From Here
- Dean and Castiel singing the coda
YOU’D BARELY EVEN HAVE TO MODIFY THE LYRICS
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY
And now, the Supernatural version of I’ll Never Tell:
.
Sam:
This is my brother, emotionally mangled -
Isn’t he swell?
My claim to fame? I was maimed and entangled
Trapped down in Hell.
But I’m out of the Pit
Dean saved my soul and prayed for it
The only trouble is…
I’ll never tell.
.
Dean:
He is the one, we’re messed up but surviving -
Living in dives.
I’ve got Sam’s back, he’s got mine, we’re not thriving
But we’re alive.
I’ll never let him go
The bond we’ve known can only grow
There’s just one thing that - no.
I’ll never tell.
.
Both: 'Cos there’s nothing to tell…
.
D. He snores.
S. He wheezes.
D. Say Satan and he freezes.
S. He eats these skeezy cheeses that I can’t describe.
D. I talk, he breezes.
S. He doesn’t know what ‘please’ is.
D. His penis got diseases from a Trickster’s jibe.
.
Both: The life gets kind of scary -
D. Like we’re in a mortuary -
S. Like this wall is temporary -
D. Like I’ve started seeing fairies -
Both: But it’s all very well, 'cos
God knows, I’ll never tell.
.
Sam:
When things get rough
He pretends to get all huffy
And now he’s acting tough because
He’s misunderstood.
Dean:
He clings,
He’s needy,
He’s also really grieve-y
He’s -
.
S. His eyes are beady.
D. You wish you looked this good!
S. Lookit me! I’m dancing crazy!
.
D. He’s dumb.
S. He’s dumber.
D. He’ll always be my brother.
S. That’s why I’ll never him that I’m petrified.
D. I’ve read this tale - there’s madness then betrayal;
D. I know that when he breaks I’ll want to run and hide.
.
Both:
I lied
I said it’s easy
I’ve tried
But there’s these fears I can’t quell -
.
D. Are fighting on the angels’ side?
S. Is evil really cut and dried?
D. Will our lives become too stressful if our plan is not successful?
S. Is there any rhyme or reason in allying with a demon?
D. Am I crazy?
S. Am I human?
D. Have I gone and brought our doom in?
.
Both:
We could really spread some gloom
In making Heaven a Hell -
But thank God, I’ll never tell!
I swear that I’ll never tell!
.
D: My lips are sealed.
S: I take the fifth.
D: Move it along, nothing to see.
Both: I’ll never - tell!
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