What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

once more, with feeling!

fozmeadows:

So for some reason this morning I started thinking about what Once More, With Feeling! would be like if, instead of being part of S6 of BTVS, it was actually part of S6 of Supernatural, and now I CAN’T STOP, because:

- Dean singing Going Through the Motions

- Dean, Sam, Bobby and Castiel singing I’ve Got A Theory

- Sam singing I’m Under Your Spell, first to Crowley and then, after the dramatic reveal, to Castiel

- Sam and Dean singing I’ll Never Tell to each other

- Castiel singing Rest in Peace to Dean

- Crowley singing What You Feel to Dean

- Bobby singing Standing In the Way 

- Everyone singing Walk Through the Fire

- Dean singing Something to Sing About

- Sam singing Where Do We Go From Here

- Dean and Castiel singing the coda

YOU’D BARELY EVEN HAVE TO MODIFY THE LYRICS

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY 

And now, the Supernatural version of I’ll Never Tell:

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Sam:

This is my brother, emotionally mangled -

Isn’t he swell?

My claim to fame? I was maimed and entangled

Trapped down in Hell.

But I’m out of the Pit

Dean saved my soul and prayed for it

The only trouble is…

I’ll never tell.

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Dean: 

He is the one, we’re messed up but surviving -  

Living in dives.

I’ve got Sam’s back, he’s got mine, we’re not thriving

But we’re alive.

I’ll never let him go

The bond we’ve known can only grow

There’s just one thing that - no.

I’ll never tell.

.

Both: 'Cos there’s nothing to tell…

.

D. He snores.

S. He wheezes.

D. Say Satan and he freezes.

S. He eats these skeezy cheeses that I can’t describe.

D. I talk, he breezes.

S. He doesn’t know what ‘please’ is.

D. His penis got diseases from a Trickster’s jibe.

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Both: The life gets kind of scary -

D. Like we’re in a mortuary - 

S. Like this wall is temporary -

D. Like I’ve started seeing fairies - 

Both: But it’s all very well, 'cos

God knows, I’ll never tell.

.

Sam:

When things get rough

He pretends to get all huffy

And now he’s acting tough because

He’s misunderstood. 

Dean:

He clings,

He’s needy,

He’s also really grieve-y

He’s -

.

S. His eyes are beady.

D. You wish you looked this good! 

S. Lookit me! I’m dancing crazy!

.

D. He’s dumb.

S. He’s dumber.

D. He’ll always be my brother.

S. That’s why I’ll never him that I’m petrified.

D. I’ve read this tale - there’s madness then betrayal;

D. I know that when he breaks I’ll want to run and hide.

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Both:

I lied

I said it’s easy

I’ve tried

But there’s these fears I can’t quell - 

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D. Are fighting on the angels’ side?

S. Is evil really cut and dried?

D. Will our lives become too stressful if our plan is not successful? 

S. Is there any rhyme or reason in allying with a demon?

D. Am I crazy?

S. Am I human?

D. Have I gone and brought our doom in?

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Both:

We could really spread some gloom 

In making Heaven a Hell - 

But thank God, I’ll never tell!

I swear that I’ll never tell!

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D: My lips are sealed.

S: I take the fifth.

D: Move it along, nothing to see.

Both: I’ll never - tell!

 

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    And now, the Supernatural version of I’ll Never Tell: . This is my brother, emotionally mangled - Isn’t he swell? My...
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    Why is this not a real thing!
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    This is actually an excellent thing
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    *stands, applauds wildly*
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