What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Have you ever received an email from an important man over the age of forty? They’re tremendous. It’s the least professional thing in the world. They spell your name wrong, they spell at least four other things wrong, one of the sentences just ends without finishing itself. It’s a mess.

Mallory Ortberg and her truth bombs.  Beautiful. (via babiesgettingrabies)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I literally have to proof-read every single one of bf’s professional emails that he sends out because he’s an over-40 dood that has ATROCIOUS grammar/spelling. Like, it’s sad as hell.

(via lucillebruise)

This whole piece is fantastic, as one is accustomed to with her, but that snippet is pure, unadulterated truth.

(via cannelledusoleil)

THE TRUEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

(via -bobella-)

I see no lies.

(via josephinas—bidened)

my entire professional life

(via knitmeapony)

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