What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

ink-phoenix:

lordnot:

dongcroncher:

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“C'mon Olympians it’s bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!”

Between this and the decision not to offer condoms, it’s fascinating to see how the American Christian Right has managed to convince the world to ignore statistics and believe that you can actually get people to be abstinent by withholding supplies.

Hopefully no one throws out their back or cracks their head open in the shower.

Lol like the most physically gifted people in the world dont know how to have sex against a wall.

mayhap they will even discover a radical new solution called “putting the mattress on the floor and fucking with condoms they bought themselves”

(via meret118)

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    "C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"