What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

dukenarrativium:
“ roccondilrinon:
“ nudityandnerdery:
“ geekgirlsmash:
“ helvetebrann:
“ alienagecounselor:
“ veinsoflyrium:
“ theprosefool:
“ I am The Engineer. I have a sonic roll of toilet paper and my catchphrase is “What are you up to?” ”
The...

dukenarrativium:

roccondilrinon:

nudityandnerdery:

geekgirlsmash:

helvetebrann:

alienagecounselor:

veinsoflyrium:

theprosefool:

I am The Engineer. I have a sonic roll of toilet paper and my catchphrase is “What are you up to?”

The Translator. A sonic … ID card?? And catchphrase: “Best life decision.”

The Musician, who uses a sonic cell phone, and whose catchprase is “Ugh I hate this.”

I’m The Teacher who uses her Sonic Kindle, and my catchphrase is, “Woot!” I am very ok with this.

I am the Sales Associate (Why did my mom stop being a librarian, damn it!), who uses her sonic bowl of chili, and honestly almost never text, so I don’t think I have one. 

I am the Librarian, I have my sonic Nook, and my catch phrase is “It just has such great character development.”

….that all ties together pretty nicely.

I am the Surveyor, who uses a sonic shoe, and my catchphrase is “no worries”.

I am the Administrator, with a sonic iPhone (win) and my catchphrase is “Did you check tortillas?”

I am the Journalist, with a sonic camera, and my catchphrase is, “By being a dictatorial asshat.”

(Source: metaf, via dukenarrativium)

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    You may call me The Operator. I break down doors with my Sonic Flashlight calling out “Meat!”I like to think I sample...
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    LMAO
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    Sonic penThe Teacher"Oh for fucks sake.”
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    Sonic ForkThe Accounting Manager“ you’re welcome! “
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    Sonic Masking Tape… The Librarian “All good, we got the line back !”
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    Sonic ChairThe Professor“I’m good, you can call me”
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    Sonic EarbudsThe Pianist (or The Professor, one sounds cooler but the other sounds more interesting)“I’m back bunnyyy”
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    Sonic PillowThe Courier"Drink?”
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    Sonic dragon (plush)The Teller“I’m sorry my dude :/”
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    Sonic pillowThe Metallurgist“I couldn’t resist tweaking it again”
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    Sonic mugThe Mechanic"No”
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