Fuck, he thought, then shit. Also he thought the word cunt. Because he could think whatever he wanted, and what he wanted to think about was swears.
—
A Day in the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero (via bbc03isstillhere)
He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.
(via stayinbedgrowyrhair)
He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.
i’m crying
(via buxombibliophile)
‘He lit a cigarette, and then turned into a cigarette himself, so he was a cigarette smoking a cigarette, and it totally blew her fucking mind.’
He lit a cigarette, and then turned into a cigarette himself, so he was a cigarette smoking a cigarette
HE LIT A CIGARETTE, AND THEN TURNED INTO A CIGARETTE HIMSELF, SO HE WAS A CIGARETTE SMOKING A CIGARETTE
I AM ACTUALLY DYING YOU GUYS
I CAN’T BREATHE
FAREWELL
(via knitmeapony)
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