What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

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These dad jokes from Reddit prove that dads are the original text posters. (images from dadsonvacation.tumblr.com)

DAD HUMOR IS THE WORST IT MAKES ME CRY

Whenever my dad is blocking access to the fridge, my mother says to him, ‘Move! I want to get into the fridge!’

Dad’s perennial reply: 'You won’t fit.’

(via sanityscraps)

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