What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

arcanehex:
“ colo12spinner:
“ ask-kirby-characters:
“ themaraudersboys:
“ crazilyawesome:
“ allrightevans:
“ itatemyhand:
“ districtcuatro:
“ numbertwopensyl:
“ ceruleanmoon:
“ always-riddikulus:
“ Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list...

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

Bolded for emphasis.

I do not fucking get why people romanticise this bullshit. Like, did you actually read the books at all? Dumbledore sent Harry to live with the Dursleys in the first place so the fame he’d had from infancy wouldn’t turn him into a giant, smug douchecanoe. When Harry sees into Snape’s memories, he learns that actually, James Potter WAS an arrogant asshat - that from the minute they first got on the Hogwarts Express together, he belittled and bullied Snape, boasted endlessly about the fame and skills of his family and house, and in all ways behaved like a jackass. It took Lily to pop his ego and teach him humility; and humility, among other things, is one of Harry’s key virtues - and even then, he struggles with it. So the idea that people are like, wow, wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS and AWESOME if Harry’s kids started exhibiting behaviour that the ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES has firmly - and rightly - categorised as bullying? FUCK NO.

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