What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

anghraine:

doitsusleftnut:

navigatorin:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

meanwhile in england

  • i am in a dress
  • everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
  • there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
  • everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
  • the shops have sold out of hair removal cream

it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing

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americans laughing in the distance

82 is miserably hot, I don’t know what you all are talking about. The weather should never fall below 60 or above 75. And mostly doesn’t.

/fuck yeah Cascadia

28°C is NOT “miserably hot” - at least, not if you’re accustomed to (and enjoy!) Australian summers, which I do. I’m used to weather that’s 30-40°C in summer. Try a few consecutive 42°C degree days without air conditioning - that’s 107.6 in Farenheit, for the Americans - and 28°C is just a pleasant, mild day.

Or, alternatively, you can try my (also Australian) husband’s approach, which is to regard anything over 23°C with abhorrent dread while muttering about the joys of “chasing the eternal winter” once we move back to Scotland.

(Source: goosegoblin, via anghraine)

  1. raechanmoon reblogged this from taco-bell-rey and added:
    Wow lol thats nice weather lmao I live in Florida ill take English weather 🤣 🤣
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    Well, if the average temperature you’re use to is like 15-20C then yes, 28C is pretty hot actually
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    Australian: 28C would be very nice right about now
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