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Into The Woods Movie Fancast

So, there’s going to be a movie version of Into The Woods, my absolute favourite musical from childhood. This revelation has given me ALL THE FEELINGS, but as I’m a bit apprehensive about the promised casting - some of it looks good, and some of it not so good, but all of it very white - I’ve decided to do my own fancast. As this is a musical, I’m going to try and suggest people who can actually sing, though there might be some exceptions. So!

The Narrator - John Cho

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The Baker - Danny Pudi

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The Baker’s Wife - Alicia Keys

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The Witch - Queen Latifah

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Cinderella - Samantha Barks

Samantha Barks Picture

Little Red Riding Hood - Willow Smith

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The Wolf - Lenny Kravitz

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Jack - Zayn Malik

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Jack’s Mother - Gloria Estefan

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Prince Charming - Kevin McCall

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Rapunzel’s Prince - Donald Glover

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Rapunzel - Freida Pinto

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The Old Man - Irffan Khan

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The Stepmother - Jennifer Jopez

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Stepsister 1 - Taylor Swift

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Stepsister 2 - Miley Cyrus

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  2. prussanic-miscellanea said: Oh god! Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift as the step sisters - this is hilarious!
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    I am crazy into all of this, number one. Number two, I was the Stepmother in college and I’m just going to assume that...
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