What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

korilian:
“ latitans:
“ stardusted:
“   faroresferrari:
“   allthingshyper:
“   wanderingquill:
“   These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain.
”
I enjoy this post WAY too much
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Call me malicious but I want every male politician...

korilian:

latitans:

stardusted:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.

^^^^^^^^^^^^omfg can we please do this?? 

Oh wow, in action this is spectacular. They let the contraction go on for 2 hours, so they’d properly feel what it’s like to go through it for a longer period of time. Video is here. They start the real contractions at about 4:40, and from 8:00 on it’s just. Wow. Valerio (hatguy) stops at a certain point, but Dennis (blond guy) pushes (ha!) on and finishes the entire run. 

The vid ends with Valerio seriously wondering whether he could do it to his wife: make her pregnant. 

Actually I find the fact that most men that undergo this opt out halfway through kind of worrying. Because if I ever get pregnant, I won’t be able to opt out!

MY KINGDOM FOR AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION/TRANSCRIPT OF THIS VIDEO.

(via korilian)

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