What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Christmas in the House of Geek

  • The scene: 4:20am on Christmas morning. My husband and I are both awake in bed and have been for the past half hour. I am on my iPad playing seasonally appropriate Angry Birds; he is on his iPad reading philosophy papers. OR SO I THOUGHT.
  • Me: *glances across*
  • Me: You appear to be reading Darth Vader's Wikipedia page at 4:20 in the morning.
  • Husband: ...
  • Husband: *attempts to choke me using the Force*
  • Me: *heads directly to tumblr, does not pass go, does not collect $200*
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