What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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A D&D to Real Life Stats Calculator

eruditechick:

jenjukebox:

blackpooled:

toastheaven:

rogerdelosmuertos:

paratactician:

murderthickets:

wolf-rayet-104:

sqbr:

  STR:3
  INT:17
  WIS:10
  DEX:4
  CON:5
  CHR:16

I love that they actually had an “are you in a wheelchair?” option. I have done many official government/research etc questionnaires that didn’t take that into account.

I think I wouldn’t so much be at the back of the party as back at base, doing recruitment or something.

STR 5
INT 17
WIS 15
DEX 13
CON 5
CHA 17

Everyone on tumblr is a bunch of noodle armed caster classes apparently.

That’s, what, a -3 modifier on CON and STR. How do I even acquire HP with numbers like that? esp. since I probably roll a d4 for HD.

At least I have good charisma rolls!!!

STR:9
INT:17
WIS:11
DEX:3
CON:12
CHR:13

can’t argue with this tbh (DEX 3, wow) (but accurate, I’m dyspraxic, I can’t catch a fucking thing)

STR 11
INT
17
WIS 15
DEX 10
CON 12
CHA 18

STR 9
INT 17
WIS 14
DEX 16
CON 6
CHR 15

  STR:5
  INT:13
  WIS:11
  DEX:7
  CON:6
  CHR:8

Sob I’m going to die.

Your stats are:
  STR:6
  INT:17
  WIS:12
  DEX:6
  CON:9
  CHR:16

what does this mean

STR: 11

INT: 13

WIS: 13

DEX: 11

CON: 11

CHR: 13

…I am evidently well-rounded I guess?

STR: 9

INT: 15

WIS: 13

DEX: 11

CON: 10

CHR: 16

I literally have no goddamn idea what any of these numbers mean. 

STR: 10

INT: 17

WIS: 16

DEX: 10

CON: 11

CHR: 16

It’s pleasing and a little spooky how closely this aligns with my preferred starting stats whenever I roll up a druid.

(via eruditechick)

  1. etherealluck reblogged this from pilferingapples
  2. sunheart-of-rushclan reblogged this from reallifestrawberry and added:
    STR:8 INT:14 WIS:16 DEX:14 CON:10 CHR:13So wise but so weak
  3. waitingformyrocket reblogged this from destructionofsanctum and added:
    STR: 8 (-1) INT: 14 (+2) WIS: 16 (+3) DEX: 10 (+0) CON: 11 (+0) CHR: 17 (+3) Looks like my options are cleric, bard,...
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  5. destructionofsanctum reblogged this from vrystol and added:
    STR: 13 INT: 17 WIS: 16 DEX: 13 CON: 8 CHR: 18Hell yeah that ain’t bad
  6. vrystol reblogged this from variablejabberwocky and added:
    STR:7 INT:16 WIS:15 DEX:9 CON:11 CHR:12not sure what I am but it’s pretty dope
  7. the-nerdy-native reblogged this from macguires
  8. macguires reblogged this from cocofels and added:
    STR: 4 (holy crap) INT: 15 WIS: 15 DEX: 13 CON: 11 CHR: 12
  9. laleiragoblin reblogged this from melongumi
  10. craftsandlovelythings reblogged this from craftsandlovelythings
  11. epic-impulse reblogged this from eruditechick and added:
    STR: 8 DEX: 9 CON: 4 INT: 13 WIS: 14 CHA: 12 If I don’t get one-shotted, I can cast. I look like a tank
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  14. scarfarmed reblogged this from upatreee and added:
    STR: 6 INT: 15 WIS: 13 DEX: 8 CON: 8 CHR: 15I am so out of shape and pathetic, but at least there’s a payoff!
  15. kaylria reblogged this from actuallylailah and added:
    Your stats are: STR:9 INT:14 WIS:15 DEX:9 CON:7 CHR:14
  16. sweetpetalkisses reblogged this from poppukon and added:
    Your Stats are: 7 13 13 6 10 11
  17. upatreee reblogged this from efksdfjfdsjk and added:
    STR: 5 INT: 13 WIS: 12 DEX: 12 CON: 10 CHR: 12 I guess I’m well rounded, but in DnD that doesn’t count for much…
  18. poppukon reblogged this from efksdfjfdsjk and added:
    Your stats are: STR:10 INT:14 WIS:10 DEX:10 CON:11 CHR:12
  19. efksdfjfdsjk reblogged this from trinarystarsystem and added:
    STR:6 INT:13 WIS:12 DEX:7 CON:6 CHR:7 Hhh… There’s a reason Boston ended up like he did….
  20. trinarystarsystem reblogged this from teddy-stonehill and added:
    Shush, Brenna, you could play a magic character just fine. STR: 7 INT: 17 WIS: 13 DEX: 11 CON: 9 CHR: 13
  21. teddy-stonehill reblogged this from actuallylailah and added:
    STR: 6 INT: 15 WIS: 11 DEX: 5 CON: 10 CHR: 11 You probably don’t want me in your party, frankly.