What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

this sort of thing actually happens all the time

  • Husband: *drops used teaspoon into the sink where the dishes are soaking*
  • Me: An excellent spoon-drop.
  • Husband: Do I win a medal?
  • Me: No. The 30cm Spoon-Drop is not a recognised Olympic sport.
  • Husband: I've been robbed! Robbed of my medal potential!
  • Me: ...
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