this literally happens every night
- Me: WHELP, it's midnight - guess I'd better get to bed!
- Internet: NOOOOOO DON'T LEEEEEEAVE MEEEEEE
- Brain: You know you want to.
- Me: I guess I could stay a little longer....
- Me: *internets*
- Me: WHELP, it's twelve thirty - guess I'd better get to bed!
- Internet: But, but -
- Me: No, seriously. Bed.
- Me: *goes to bed*
- Body: I'm actually pretty tired -
- Brain: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. We're reading a book.
- Me: We are?
- Brain: ....
- Me: ....
- Me: *reads*
- Me: OK, that was fun, but I really need to -
- Brain: MORE.
- Me: Another chapter couldn't hurt...
- Me: *reads*
- Me: Right it's 1am. We are officially in tomorrowland! The light is going OFF.
- Body: You really should go to the bathroom again, just in case. You know how you hate getting comfy and then having to get up.
- Me: But I'm comfy NOW.
- Body: My point exactly.
- Me: AGH.
- Me: *goes to bathroom*
- Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW RIGHT WE ARE GOING TO SLEEP.
- Brain: Sorry, I didn't catch that. Did you say, "Think about awesome things?" Because I'm pretty sure you did.
- Brain: *thinks loudly and unsleepably*
- Me: Every night. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
- Brain: "Every single night, the same arrangement - I go out and fight the fight. Still I always feel this strange estrangement - nothing here is real, nothing here is right!"
- Me: ENOUGH WITH THE BUFFY MUSICAL REFERENCES. YOU ARE A DEMONIC, EVIL BRAINBEAST.
- Brain: "I've got a theory that it's a demon - a dancing demon, nyeh, something isn't right there. I've got a theory some kid is dreaming - and we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare."
- Me: YES. WE ARE. APPARENTLY.
- Brain: Spoilsport.
- Me: FINALLY.
- Brain: Whatever.
- Me: ....
- Me: ....
- Me: ....
- Body: *itches madly*
- Me: WHYYYYYYY
- Me: *scratches, tries to get comfortable, fails*
- Brain: Seriously, just go back to the internet. Sleep is for losers.
- Me: *facepalm*
- Brain: Also, FYI? We're totally blogging this tomorrow. Ooh, you know what else would be an awesome blog idea?
- Me: *sobs into pillow*
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