Call Me Mrs God
So my husband walks in and announces, ‘Foz! I think I must be a god! Look!’
I turn around and he’s wearing only underpants, a pair of trousers in hand. Grinning hugely, he sits down on the lounge, opens the trousers, puts both feet through the legs and whips them all the way up in a single motion.
'Well?’ he says. 'Do you get it? Because of that saying?’
I look at him. 'You mean the one about how all men put their pants on one leg at a time?’
'Yes!’ And then, when I don’t seem suitably impressed, he mutters, 'You’re just jealous.'
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