What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

not to be a total food aesthetic killjoy, I get that presentation is a Thing and that lots of people really enjoy the extra effort that goes into making something beautiful, but I’m just… so Tired of seeing endless food gifsets and how-to videos of deserts that look super pretty but which make no demonstrable effort re: flavour. like sure, yeah, by all means spend three hours making a multi-layered rainbow unicorn cake if you WANT, but if it tastes like trash cake from the bread aisle because you used the most basic fucking recipe and dried all the moisture out in the fridge to make the layers, then what is even the point??? you instagram it and then what??? like all those giant fucking milkshakes that have a whole scoop of ice cream and pretzels and shit stuck around the edge of a fancy mason jar, like those ingredients wouldn’t be better served by being included IN THE ACTUAL DRINK to give it a thicker consistency instead of tacked on in a way that’s hard to eat, so that you get sauce all over your hands while drinking something that’s basically just sweet, grainy milk??? I don’t Care if the cake looks like a fuckin galaxy if it’s still just a basic-ass flavourless loaf underneath, if I’m gonna eat cake I want it to be fucking TASTY 

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