An incomplete list of things Daryl ‘Razor’ Reaugh has said while commentating Stars games in the 2017-18 season
· He’s a swordsman, an assassin, a matador all in one!
· It has not been velvety down there.
· A buxom rebound!
· Another block by the Stars, who have their ears pinned back in that statistical category.
· It’s a simulcast of delinquency down there!
· Jason Spezza at his gallivanting best!
· In the city of brotherly love, they’re going to kiss their sister for sixty minutes.
· Hanzel trying to bang his man on the end boards!
· A pretty sassy, cheeky glove save by Ben Bishop!
· The most mortiferous shot!
· Suave, creamy and moist! – on Spezza and/or his goal
· Some vicious stick language from John Klingberg!
· Seguin and the Egyptian cotton crew!
· It’s like Faksa and the hounds!
· No rebound off that big salmon net.
· The ginger ninja!
· Tantalising netminding by Malcolm Subban!
· Cody Eakin’s ginger mane is visible now.
· The tentacular legs of Bishop!
· The Hammer of Thor! – when Seguin scored his second of the night
· A big, thieving giraffe in the Stars net!
· Meanwhile, everyone hates Antoine Roussel.
· The Russian Bandersnatch: flamboyant, passionate!
Never change, Razor. Never change.
Yet more Razorisms for your enjoyment:
· Like three mad dogs on a bone there!
· Roussel riding him down to the corner – literally!
· Gauzy, velvety hands on Martin Hanzal in the rush!
· A painful but paralyzing tally for Dallas!
· That’s another one of those momentary lapses in cerebral activity.
· From fluffing his lines to knotting the game!
· The Stars are drinking from the fire hose early in this one.
· What a succulent little pass by Seguin.
· Anything that was plugged up is no longer.
· Neither netminder has been perforated.
· What a sapient nexus of passes that was!
· They are peppering, strafing and lapidating the Bruins’ net!
· Benn has someone around the neck – I would guess Marchand, every time.
· Oh, did he wet the sugar there!
· Draw a bath, run a shower – that was filthy from number 91!
· His reputation and his beard might’ve got him into trouble on that one.
· A scrappy, borderline medieval affair!
· Down they go in a pile of humanity!
· It is just wild and unfettered down there at times.
· The gnome is exhausted after that!
· If he had a bridle or something, I think he’d stick it on him right now.
· The Swedes were succulent on that one!
· It’s under Darcy Kuemper as a Renaissance painting ensues in front of the Kings’ net.
· I’m more into bitcoin than bitmojis anyway.
· From physicality to fabulous!
· He followed through with the thespian act of falling down.
· I’d say a monkey has been jettisoned from the back of the Hawks captain.
· What a nectarous treat this is to watch!
· It doesn’t happen without Jamie Benn being dainty as a bonsai artist just inside the line.
· That was drilled from the ladies’ tees!
· You could drown in information and thirst for knowledge in this league right now.
· He’s got the fanny out to protect the puck.
· This is a mastodonic, elephantine, mammoth goal!
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