What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

OK, so Final Fantasy XII is far and away my favourite FF game, which is why I’m currently replaying it for the umpteenth time, but consider how absolutely amazing a genderbent version would be, especially if you kept the character designs as close to the existing models as possible. You wouldn’t even have to change any names, because they all work perfectly well regardless of gender. You’d have:

- Vaan, a pouting baby butch with attitude and aspirations of piracy;

- Penelo, a soft magical boy who acts as Vaan’s conscience; 

- Balthier, a suave bisexual menace with a voice like Katharine Hepburn;

- Fran, a bare-chested mystical forest hunk with bunny ears and a soft lilt;

- Ashe, an angry queer prince in thigh highs mourning the death of his husband;

- Basch, a fallen Amazon who needs to redeem her honour.

Like. Can you imagine. Can you just IMAGINE how beautiful that game would be? Can you imagine what those characters would look like? Bonus points if you make the Viera a race of hot bunny dudes instead of hot bunny women and continue the mysterious handwaving about Where Baby Bunnies Come From in this scenario.

SOMEONE PLEASE ART THIS, I NEED THIS BECAUSE OF REASONS.      

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    I would love to see Balthier and Penelo on an adventure together.
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