What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

prokopetz:

boldly-go-plus-ultra:

prokopetz:

argumate:

prokopetz:

Folks always cite the fact that the Sirens tempted Odysseus with knowledge as evidence that it’s not always a sex thing, but I think we’re overlooking the rather more pressing evidence that Odysseus was a huge nerd.

are you telling me the Sirens knew Odysseus was sapiosexual

Nah - sapiosexual is (claiming to) want to fuck smart people. Wanting to fuck the abstract concept of knowledge is a different thing.

It’s like the difference between vore, feederism, and cannibalism. One is wanting to be eaten, another is wanting to watch someone eat/get fat, and the other one is wanting to eat people. Is there a word for wanting to fuck the concept of eating though?

Can I go one goddamn day without everything coming back around to vore?

Just one.

That’s all I ask.

you could say the problem is an…

orovorous

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