Folks always cite the fact that the Sirens tempted Odysseus with knowledge as evidence that it’s not always a sex thing, but I think we’re overlooking the rather more pressing evidence that Odysseus was a huge nerd.
are you telling me the Sirens knew Odysseus was sapiosexual
Nah - sapiosexual is (claiming to) want to fuck smart people. Wanting to fuck the abstract concept of knowledge is a different thing.
It’s like the difference between vore, feederism, and cannibalism. One is wanting to be eaten, another is wanting to watch someone eat/get fat, and the other one is wanting to eat people. Is there a word for wanting to fuck the concept of eating though?
Can I go one goddamn day without everything coming back around to vore?
Just one.
That’s all I ask.
you could say the problem is an…
…orovorous
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