What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

An incomplete list of things Daryl ‘Razor’ Reaugh has said while commentating Stars games in the 2017-18 season

·         He’s a swordsman, an assassin, a matador all in one! 

·         It has not been velvety down there.

·         A buxom rebound!

·         Another block by the Stars, who have their ears pinned back in that statistical category.

·         It’s a simulcast of delinquency down there!

·         Jason Spezza at his gallivanting best!

·         In the city of brotherly love, they’re going to kiss their sister for sixty minutes.

·         Hanzel trying to bang his man on the end boards!

·         A pretty sassy, cheeky glove save by Ben Bishop!

·         The most mortiferous shot!

·         Suave, creamy and moist! – on Spezza and/or his goal

·         Some vicious stick language from John Klingberg!

·         Seguin and the Egyptian cotton crew!

·         It’s like Faksa and the hounds!

·         No rebound off that big salmon net.

·         The ginger ninja! 

·         Tantalising netminding by Malcolm Subban!

·         Cody Eakin’s ginger mane is visible now.

·         The tentacular legs of Bishop!

·         The Hammer of Thor! – when Seguin scored his second of the night

·         A big, thieving giraffe in the Stars net! 

·         Meanwhile, everyone hates Antoine Roussel.

·         The Russian Bandersnatch: flamboyant, passionate! 

Never change, Razor. Never change. 

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