An incomplete list of things Daryl ‘Razor’ Reaugh has said while commentating Stars games in the 2017-18 season
· He’s a swordsman, an assassin, a matador all in one!
· It has not been velvety down there.
· A buxom rebound!
· Another block by the Stars, who have their ears pinned back in that statistical category.
· It’s a simulcast of delinquency down there!
· Jason Spezza at his gallivanting best!
· In the city of brotherly love, they’re going to kiss their sister for sixty minutes.
· Hanzel trying to bang his man on the end boards!
· A pretty sassy, cheeky glove save by Ben Bishop!
· The most mortiferous shot!
· Suave, creamy and moist! – on Spezza and/or his goal
· Some vicious stick language from John Klingberg!
· Seguin and the Egyptian cotton crew!
· It’s like Faksa and the hounds!
· No rebound off that big salmon net.
· The ginger ninja!
· Tantalising netminding by Malcolm Subban!
· Cody Eakin’s ginger mane is visible now.
· The tentacular legs of Bishop!
· The Hammer of Thor! – when Seguin scored his second of the night
· A big, thieving giraffe in the Stars net!
· Meanwhile, everyone hates Antoine Roussel.
· The Russian Bandersnatch: flamboyant, passionate!
Never change, Razor. Never change.
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