What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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The NHL + lines from Clueless

  • Mitch Marner: It's like that book I read in ninth grade that said, "It's a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people."
  • Braden Holtby: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
  • Tyler Seguin: Sometimes, you have to show a little skin.
  • Tom Wilson: He's so good, he gets paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people.
  • Sidney Crosby: Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
  • Andre Burakovsky: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
  • Ryan Reaves: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
  • Dylan Strome: Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before!
  • Brendan Gallagher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess!
  • Dustin Brown: I've tried everything to convince him of my scholastic aptitude, but I was brutally rebuffed.
  • Taylor Hall: Your face is finally catching up with your mouth!
  • Jamie Benn: What do you say we go bump into people?
  • Alex Ovechkin: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
  • The New York Islanders: Let's do a lap before we commit to a location.
  • Gary Bettman: He's a miserable little man who wants to make everyone else miserable, too.
  • Patrick Kane: UGH, as IF!
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