What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

A Compelling Hypothesis

Reasoning:

Buffy Summers is played by Sarah Michelle Gellar.

The Iron Bull is voiced by Freddie Prinze Jr.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is married to Freddie Prinze Jr.

Conclusion:

Buffy Summers is married to The Iron Bull.

Which… is actually pretty character-consistent, as crossovers go. Because Buffy has a long and detailed history of sleeping with wry, muscular, slightly kinky dudes who aren’t technically human, while The Iron Bull has a Thing for tough, competent fighters who are also kinda cute. Plus, I mean, the idea of a fade rift opening a portal to Sunnydale falls squarely within the realm of plausible canon compliance, as does the notion of the pair of them fighting demons together and bitching about magic. 

And like. I’m not saying I need a fic of this, but if such a thing were to just, you know [makes wiggly hand-gestures at the universe] materialise in my general vicinity, I would not be displeased.

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  9. vulcanreapers said: I’d be down for a massive dose of this.
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