What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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sixth-light:
“ uncommonsockeater:
“ sixth-light:
“ theauspolchronicles:
“Peter Dutton wondering how best to deport Barnaby Joyce.
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Just so we’re TOTALLY CLEAR on this, we don’t want him and if you send him Jacinda will send him back. Very nicely....

sixth-light:

uncommonsockeater:

sixth-light:

theauspolchronicles:

Peter Dutton wondering how best to deport Barnaby Joyce.

Just so we’re TOTALLY CLEAR on this, we don’t want him and if you send him Jacinda will send him back. Very nicely. Possibly tied up with a bow. 

If she’s feeling generous she could, just, like, send him halfway. I’m sure there’s a lonely rock or atoll or something in the middle of the Tasman, or a floating pile of rubbish–a whale carcass!

I feel like Norfolk Island is a reasonable compromise here. 

Send them both to Nauru and let the refugees come here.

(via vassraptor)

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