What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

wilwheaton:
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wilwheaton:

scarlettohairdye:

knitmeapony:

kaitoukitty:

quadradaz:

ibelieveinturtles:

chrissihr:

val-eris:

stevesbootyshorts:

onemuseleft:

alittlethor:

kingloptr:

roachpatrol:

seananmcguire:

lindsayribar:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

everyone give a warm welcome to Overthinking It!

how’s everybody doing tonight, i’m Rambling Exposition Nightmare. the genre is industrial noise

*aggressive headbanging*

Next up on KWTF, that old classic Too Many Ellipses?

Later this hour, we’ll have your most requested single, Can’t Start (Until I Know the End) followed by the hot new six hour tapestry of subtle silence with just a barely audible high pitched whine from Crushing Perfectionism.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Constant Tense Changes!

We’re the Run On Sentences and our first song tonight is a little number we like to call, It’s Six Lines Long What The Fuck Are You Doing

Hi this is Every Chapter Ends With A One-Liner, performing their newest hit Bitch No One Uses Semi-colons, Stop Trying To Make Semi-colons A Thing.

Put your hands together for Parenthetical Asides (Parenthetical Em Dashes are waiting in the wings)

Next up, Slapdash Attitude To Commas, and their hit single, I Just Spent Three Hours On Tumblr.

Are you ready for Stalled Inspiration with their latest single The Muse is Gone, But I Carry On.

Give it up for Never Finishes Anythi-!!!

We are Too Many Clauses Per Sentence - - we are very happy to be here tonight and we would like to thank everyone who helped us get here and the staff of the venue; they really are the lifeblood of music and we appreciate them a lot and wish them all of the best, and anyway here’s Wonderwall

How Do I Fit In The Joke is up next and we’re happy to be here!

What’s up, Duluth?! We are Overthinking Everything And Hating Ourselves For It! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?

hi there, I’m Overused Modifiers and this is my hit single Seems, Seeming, Seemed

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    Following up in our schedule: Started Off Overhyped Then Lost All Interest and That Single Bad Comment Made Me Give Up!
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