What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

piteousgate:

I’ve already reblogged this but I just noticed the part about nitrous oxide and am losing my goddamn mind imagining a schlubby white dude trying to do whippits while fucking

I lost it at “with me and my penis directed towards the sun”

if this is how the alt-right is pitching their new eugenics goals (”strong and pure” European heritage my ass, JUST FUCKING SAY NAZI YOU ASSCLOWN), then I think it’s fair to say they’ve gone full Mystic Hitler already

(Source: doms-of-okcupid, via living-for-fiction)

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