I’ve already reblogged this but I just noticed the part about nitrous oxide and am losing my goddamn mind imagining a schlubby white dude trying to do whippits while fucking
I lost it at “with me and my penis directed towards the sun”
if this is how the alt-right is pitching their new eugenics goals (”strong and pure” European heritage my ass, JUST FUCKING SAY NAZI YOU ASSCLOWN), then I think it’s fair to say they’ve gone full Mystic Hitler already
(Source: doms-of-okcupid, via living-for-fiction)
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