What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Anonymous asked: basically mary n joseph are both shit 2 each other and joseph has also/does also cheat on her too

itsthighnoon:

lmao god these two are A Mess but i guess i’m more inclined to side with joseph bc as far as i’ve played it seems like mary knows joseph is kinda in the closet but makes fun of him for putting on a front/not being out even though they’re in a loveless marriage??? soooooooooo even if they are “””even””” or whatever i’d sooner slap the shit out of mary for her straight girl bullshit anyday. plus like??? how the fuck does she lose an entire baby and not even care where her youngest kid is??? the fuck???

I didn’t initially realise this was about a game and thought I’d stumbled onto some fervent Bible AU headcanons.

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    I had the exact same moment of confusion tbh 😂
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