What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Oh my god, so I just had the most bizarre yet cute mini-dream about a king who went on a matchmaking show because he needed a consort to help him get rid of a dragon in his kingdom, and he was really super awkward and ended up with this quiet shy guy. And at the end of the show when they were discussing compatibility and the consort gets asked about work priorities, he says, “Well, there’s no such thing as too late a night!”

And the king sits bolt upright, delighted, and says, “That’s what I need - a KNIGHT! Oh, you’re wonderful!” And they’re all blushy and everything and the credits come up, and then there’s this sort of freeze frame that turns into an x-ray of the two of them, revealing that they are both, in fact, sixteen geese in a mansuit. Like they are literally both flocks of birds pretending to be people, but every bird is equally happy with this arrangement?

And then I woke up, and now I’m just like. Trying to side-eye my brain, because WHAT.

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    @ladyneeko I thought MY dreams were weird!
  5. flootzavut said: I really thought my dreams were weird, but this is on a whole new level. And I love it.
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  9. vulcanreapers said: This is beautiful in so many ways.
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