An Important Concern
Husband: [looking in the mirror] You know, my hair makes me look a bit like Sideswipe.
Me: Hah, it does! You should cosplay him sometime.
Husband: Um, no.
Me: Why not?
Husband: It wouldn’t show my abs.
Me: You could make it a Sexy Sideswipe.
Husband: That sounds more like Creepy Sideswipe.
Me: Well, thanks to the heteronormative nature of the bulk of modern media, I’m afraid that there aren’t a lot of dude characters with bare abs.
Husband: Damn.
Me: You could dress up as one of the Romans from 300?
Husband: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Why?
Husband: Because the actors didn’t do any real shoulder development. AND IT SHOWED. I mean, would it have killed them to do one tiny shoulder-stand? Just one?
Me: [falls over laughing]
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