What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

conservatism, noun: a state of existence in which Islamic terrorism is the only politically recognised cause of death

Conservatives: Saying that millions of people will die without health insurance or access to affordable medical care is BIASED, INFLAMMATORY NONSENSE! There is no consistently provable link between untreated medical ailments and death, and ESPECIALLY not for children, the disabled and the elderly. SHAME ON THE BIASED LEFT-WING MEDIA! 
Also conservatives: ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ARE COMING FOR YOU. EVERYONE SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF BROWN PEOPLE AND REFUGEES BECAUSE YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY 1000% MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED BY A MUSLIM TERRORIST THAN BY CANCER, CAR ACCIDENTS, ASTHMA, PREGNANCY OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT’S TREATABLE WITH BASIC MEDICAL CARE INSTEAD OF RACISM.
Also conservatives: White men with guns are NEVER terrorists. They are tragic good father good neighbour lone wolves who were probably driven to it by feminism and not radicalised by any right wing ideologies whatsoever, because radicalisation only happens to people we don’t agree with. The fact that the Red Pill was run by a now-disgraced Republican lawmaker is completely coincidental, and SHAME ON THE BIASED LEFT-WING MEDIA FOR SUGGESTING OTHERWISE.   
Conservatives: Anyway fuck hospitals.

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