What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Husband: [reading my tweets about FFXV]
Husband: Mentioning leg day at the gym isn’t gay!
Husband: [finds a bodybuilding video of a guy with insane leg muscles]
Husband: Watch this.
Me: That’s kind of creepy. He looks like he’s got dicks in his legs.
Husband: See? That’s why it’s not gay - at this level, women don’t even like it!
Me: …
Me: [stares at husband]
Husband: …
Husband: In my defence, I’m really tired.

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