What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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glitterdustedwren:

falseredstart:

borderline-guzma:

i found out something really cool today

there’s a bird called the hoatzin that lives in south america that looks like this:

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it looks really cool kinda like a feathered dragon??

but the coolest part about this bird is the juveniles!! the babies in this species have claws on their wings that help them climb until they’re old enough to fly, and by that time the claws disappear!!

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you can see the tiny claws in this pic!! it’s so cool because birds are living dinosaurs and these little baby hoatzins look like baby raptors with their claws!!

idk i just had to post about this bc this is a rly cool birb that deserves more attention!!!

Expanding on bizarre aspects of hoatzin:

  • they are the only truly folivorous bird species, subsisting entirely on leaves
  • they are one of the few bird species that is monotypic in its order. A truly unique creature.
  • because of their leaf-eating, they have the longest digestive tract relative to body size of any bird
  • also because of their leaf-eating, they produce a lot of methane gas (like cows)
  • because of this, they are known locally as………

stink chickens

Adding more to the hoatzin weirdness…

We just went to Napo Wildlife Center, a lodge in Yasuni National Park, Ecuador. And stink chickens are everywhere. See, not only do they smell terrible, but they taste bad, too, so they have no natural predators. Nothing in the rainforest wants to eat these birds.

And they bark-caw at you. Any time a hoatzin sees you, it spreads its wings, rocks back and forth, and goes “GRAAK GRAAK GRAAK” from the back of its throat until you leave its view. They also tend to hang out in groups. We had seven stink chickens barking at us at one point as we floated by via canoe.

They are my new favorite birds.

@elodieunderglass BEHOLD THE STINK CHICKEN

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