What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

brassparker:

brassparker:

my grams just called me TWICE because tr*mp’s interrupted her soap operas for like the fifth time with a press conference and she’s officially had it. there’s gonna be a revolution of elderly black women who can’t watch young and the restless because tr*mp stay butthurt.

update: my grams just called me at work because tr*mp interrupted her young and the restless. “i don’t know why they gotta turn off my stories just so he can lie. he knows he doesn’t treat jewish people right. he wasting folks’ time. i wanna see if phyillis gonna kiss billy.” she’s this close to calling her representative.

(via deanandhiscas)

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