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Fantasy Lady Poses Are Fucking Ridiculous

justsayins:

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Okay. Guys. Guys. Two things.

1) I’m a martial artist. I’ve been studying since I was seven. I wouldn’t even hesitate to say that I’m good at it. I have done work as a fight choreographer for film, and I am trained in stage combat as well.

2) I’m a contortionist. Yes. Again, since…

This. Also, see this post by Jim C. Hines, wherein he tries - and fails! with pain! - to imitate the poses of women on fantasy covers: http://www.jimchines.com/2012/01/striking-a-pose/

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