What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

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Dear Paperchase,
I don’t know who signed off on the advertising copy for your Valentine’s Day campaign, but the phrase “lick me until ice cream” is a hell of a lot kinkier than I suspect you were going for.
Sincerely,
The Internet

Dear Paperchase, 

I don’t know who signed off on the advertising copy for your Valentine’s Day campaign, but the phrase “lick me until ice cream” is a hell of a lot kinkier than I suspect you were going for.  

Sincerely,

The Internet

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    I’d bet this is exactly what they were going for… :D
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    You say that like it’s a bad thing
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