What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

jathis:

uselessgaywhovian:

uselessgaywhovian:

do you ever read a dating profile and it’s like

are… are you actually trying to attract someone with this

you think this is going to make the ladies throw themselves at you

you honestly believe that

how

like, brace yourselves for this:

image

HOO DANG, WHAT A PANTYDROPPER.

Wtf

This news just in, straight men are cancelled forever.

(via masctoast)

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