See, it starts out like this, but then someone gets the bright idea to -summon- a bigger snake from a dimension made of snakes, and it snowballs and suddenly it’s not ‘snake club’, it’s ‘snake cult’, and you don’t just let people not see the snakes who don’t want to, you sacrifice anyone who sees the snakes to preserve the cult’s secrecy and honestly when did we even get these robes and knives, whose idea was that?
But but but Iook at the size of this snake.
The first rule of snake club is don’t talk about snake club.
(Source: topaztaxidermy, via seananmcguire)
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