What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

My nearly-four-year-old has one of our old, dead mobile phones that he periodically talks into. Just now, he brought it in to me, and the following conversation ensued:

Child: That was my son!
Me: What?
Child: On the phone, it was my son.
Me: Your son?
Child: Yes!
Me: What’s his name?
Child: His… he’s my friend!
Me: Yes, but what’s his name?
Child: He’s my boy! He’s my son!
Me: [trying very hard not to laugh] Okay.
Child: My son is a good boy.
Child: I’m going to call more boys.

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