What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

dumbing of voltron

Lance: I thought I was good with people. I work very hard at being good with people!

Hunk: You’re very good with people!

Hunk: I mean, even I opened up to you, and you’re a ground-hating pilot!

Lance: Hunk, you open up to everybody.

Hunk: Yep, and yet I’m choosing to spend my time with you. And you know why?

Keith: (muttering) Because most of us vampires recoil in pain from your constant oppressive sunniness?   

Hunk: (to Lance) Because you are a perfect autumn blossom who is for some reason attracted to an annoying human-shaped pile of sarcasm and McNuggets.

- aka incorrect voltron quotes (with apologies to @itswalky

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