What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

elodieunderglass:

notanadult:

iguanamouth:

ive discovered a very specific subset of birds called Jays That Look Very Upset

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theres the green jay

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the plush crested jay

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the white tailed jay

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and the black chested jay …… . please help them

@elodieunderglass important birbs suffer from work stress?

This is just what they look like in 2016, as they’ve adapted to the handle stresses of Modern Life and tough days at the office. Prehistoric jays had much more relaxed eyebrows, and had sex more frequently.

That second birb looks like a service industry worker who just got screamed at for bringing the customer exactly what they asked for.

(via redshoesnblueskies)

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