awez:
Men describing women’s appearances and bodies in literature is universally traumatic
this is why i can’t read one word that tom robbins fucker has ever written
once i read him describe a vagina and then every thing i ever read from him just made me think of that horrible passage
was it “She could always tell when she was about to ovulate because her vaginal mucus would become wetter and more abundant than usual, and more smooth and slippery, too. Her glands were greasing the tracks, as it were, for the Sperm Express. Of course, testing for ovulation can be hazardous, since a primed vagina, in its enthusiasm, can mistake an exploratory finger for a serviceable phallus and try to draw it in. Her resistance was admirable, however, if not quite heroic, and the mucus tests proved that she had begun, inadvertently but successfully, to practice lunaception.”
If I had to read this you have to read this.
this can’t be an actual thing someone wrote. you’re lying right?
Oh, it is! Still Life with Woodpecker.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker.
Holy nope.
oh.
your.
god.
(Source: drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog, via jenndoesnotcare)
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