What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

nudityandnerdery:

Keep an eye out for my upcoming expose, revealing the terrible truths about morning, with sections such as:

  • Waking Up Because The Sun Is Up: What Are We, Farmers?
  • “Night Owls” vs. “Morning People”: Owls Are Obviously Cooler, They Can Fly
  • Breakfast Food: Don’t Worry, You Can Actually Eat It Any Time Of The Day
  • Daaaamn, Sun: Why Is It So Bright?
  • Screw This: Your Correspondent Is Going Back To Bed 

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