I once had the urge to make a shitty photoshop edit of cullen as a farmer and once I gave in, I coudln’t stop. It is completely unrelated to just anything we know about Cullen and there is absolutely no excuse or justification for this mess. I am so sorry. It’s just I feel like he’d be a great farmer, living a happy life on his own little farm okay?
Someone should do this with Hawke. Since we know they were a farmer :)
That wagon is clearly 10% hay and 90% escaping apostates.
Then
this happened in my brain. I’m so sorry. [I’m not sorry at all.]
Templar:
You gonna give us what’s due us and every damn thing else on that
wagon. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time
with the misses.
Hawke: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See,
I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Anders: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new
people?
Hawke: If I could make you purtier, I would.
Anders: You are not the man I met a year ago.
[Anders lets Justice out to play, Hawke produces staff because of
course he’s a mage this is clearly an apostate boyfriends situation]
Anders-as-Justice: Now, think real hard.
You’ve been birddoggin’ this township a while now. They wouldn’t mind
a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if
your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will
end you.