What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

moniquill:

winebearcat:

nightsinneon:

teyla-emmagan:

teyla-emmagan:

alisienna:

nightsinneon:

I once had the urge to make a shitty photoshop edit of cullen as a farmer and once I gave in, I coudln’t stop. It is completely unrelated to just anything we know about Cullen and there is absolutely no excuse or justification for this mess. I am so sorry. It’s just I feel like he’d be a great farmer, living a happy life on his own little farm okay?

Someone should do this with Hawke. Since we know they were a farmer :)

I hate how right this looks.

elfrooted. feast your eyes.

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excellent idea; here have a farmer hawke with fugitive anders (obviously post DA2)

@un-shit-yourself

That wagon is clearly 10% hay and 90% escaping apostates.

Then this happened in my brain. I’m so sorry. [I’m not sorry at all.]


Templar: You gonna give us what’s due us and every damn thing else on that wagon. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.

Hawke: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.

Anders: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

Hawke: If I could make you purtier, I would.

Anders: You are not the man I met a year ago.

[Anders lets Justice out to play, Hawke produces staff because of course he’s a mage this is clearly an apostate boyfriends situation]

Anders-as-Justice: Now, think real hard. You’ve been birddoggin’ this township a while now. They wouldn’t mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

@w4rgoddess OH MY GOD I’M DYING

(via moniquill)

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