What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

in which I am zimbits trash

elsie-phoenix:

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kitkatbooboo:

siavahdainthemoon:

kitkatbooboo:

siavahdainthemoon:

fozmeadows:

listen, at this point I don’t care which of you nerds got me into @omgcheckplease - the damage is done, and I’ve made my peace with that. what I DO want to know is who you think makes a better IRL fancast pairing for Jack and Bitty, given the choice between:

a) Troye Sivan (Bitty) and Tyler Hoechlin (Jack) (both age-appropriate); and

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b) Chris Colfer (Bitty) and Matt Bomer (Jack) (both aged up).

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like I’m already stuck in this goddamn dumpster, I might as well start decorating. so: opinions?

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Originally posted by moon-chiildd

I VOTE OPTION A!

No wait B

No A

THEY’RE BOTH FLAWLESS HOW CAN I CHOOSE?

@lexi-little-italy @kibumunnie @kitkatbooboo @dracavy @antematter-ghosts LOOK AT THIS PERFECT PERFECT THING!

A, definitely A  i don’t know who tyler is but i would like one of him plz

I have swung onto the ‘A’ side with you guys~

Hoechlin is proooobably best well-known for playing Derek Hale on Teen Wolf, where is either very grumpy or very sad, because horrible things keep happening to him. He would make an excellent Jack, I have decided this. *nod nod*

Ah that would explain why he looks a touch familiar. can i still have one though?

You can have as many as you want bb. Pretty sure our joint marriage contract stipulated harems were allowed and encouraged.

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Originally posted by onlyalittleinappropriate

okay but NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION can I ALSO interest you in the following addition - 

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- Colton Haynes as Kent Parson. like not to lean on the Teen Wolf doublecasting, but THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING, FIGHT ME.

Tyler would do a great job as jack, but also consider this: tyler hoechlin as SHITTY

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Originally posted by jonh-boyega

I ACTUALLY DID CONSIDER THIS! like I haven’t even seen Everybody Wants Some yet and I’m already dead of every fucking Hoechlin gif from it, his entire physicality is porn. BUT. If you have Hoech as Shitty, then who takes his place as Jack? Last night I couldn’t think of an age-appropriate alternative, but after a day’s consideration I believe I have the answer, which may work EVEN BETTER than the original proposal, given that he’s taller than Hoech, and Jack is taller than Shitty in canon, plus also he does fabulous grump. I THEREFORE PROPOSE - 

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- Matthew Daddario as Jack Zimmermann.

What say you, tumblr?

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