What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

so last weekend, my husband took our three-year-old son to see Finding Dory; they got about halfway through before the toddler got bored and wanted to go home

today, we were at the shops together when the following conversation happened:

me: okay, we’re going to go to the movie store now.

toddler: go to see the big tv? see a movie?

me: no, not the movies - the DVD store, where we buy movies to watch at home. 

toddler: oh.

toddler: go to the big tv? see the end of fish movie?

me: no, sweetie - when you see a film at the movies, you have to watch it through all at once, you can’t come back to see the rest later if you leave early.

toddler: OH! oh.

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