if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy
i thought that dude was gonna be remembered as “the prime minister who fucked a dead pig in his high school years” and honestly this whole thing is wilder than that
what if he did it so he couldn’t be remembered as the dude who fucked a dead pig in his high school years
“once fucked a dead pig” is looking like a much better legacy than “broke the country and gave the pieces to nigel fucking farage” tbh
(via captainlordauditor)
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