What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

outofcustody:
“ prairiewitchy:
“ sidereal-motion:
“ itsdetachable:
“ legally-bitchtastic:
“ littleblackkittycat:
“ heartofoshun:
“ gloriousmonsters:
“ consumptive-sphinx:
“ prokopetz:
“ tacticalnymphomania:
“ liliturra:
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outofcustody:

prairiewitchy:

sidereal-motion:

itsdetachable:

legally-bitchtastic:

littleblackkittycat:

heartofoshun:

gloriousmonsters:

consumptive-sphinx:

prokopetz:

tacticalnymphomania:

liliturra:

doriangrayshopsatforever21:

theroyaltenenbuns:

ginsbergg:

shelbeelovely:

thoughtsous:

I got “I almost catch the demon a couple of times”

“Wasn’t any prettier at point-blank”

“the algebra of need”

Finally, in the small mountain town of Chauoen they came into their hotel to find two Danes sitting in the lobby with a softball sized chunk of hash sitting in front of them.

“In ACT, the essential feature of the relationship is unconditional acceptance of the client’s experience.”

#gradschoolproblems

“Take a good long stare.” Oof judgy book.

“I’d rather not tell you about the achaierai, if you don’t mind.”

“The program does not include a submit button because when the user clicks on the image the x and y coordinates of where the user clicked on the image are transmitted to the script.”

“She needed an ally fast.” …ok

“The air doesn’t want to be breathed by you, does it?”

“THE NEXT ONES to try their luck at breaking the bishops’ resolve were the Templars—”

“What if she dies while I’m with her?”

OK then.

Miss Havisham dropped a gear and we took a tight left bend, ran the wheels on the curb, swerved to avoid a mother with a pram and found ourselves in a car park.

I really gotta stop using Jasper Fforde books for these things

Rescuing a notorious black-robed wizard from the Abyss was probably not high on the god’s list of things he would expect his followers to accomplish.

“After we’ve secured the area.”

“feel at the “click” of fate, when something finds where it is meant to be”

damn, Marie Kondo, unexpected romance from a self help book about cleaning up your shit.

“This is guilt; why you still have to stay in detention.”

“They put me in a hole like this.”

(Source: squid-of-destiny, via outofcustody-deactivated2017020)

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