What Happens Next: A Gallimaufry

melancholic romantic comic cynic. bi & genderqueer. fantasy writer. sysrae on ao3.

Dear @staff,
I have so many questions, chief among them what the fuck is this ad even?? Is this man truly trying to remove his “dark circles” by pouring water through his nose using some kind of plasticated elf shoe? Does this picture in fact depict...

Dear @staff,

I have so many questions, chief among them what the fuck is this ad even?? Is this man truly trying to remove his “dark circles” by pouring water through his nose using some kind of plasticated elf shoe? Does this picture in fact depict a “dark circle” of any kind, or is this term meant in reference to an arcane summoning ritual practised by Beverly Hills MD in order to drum up clients? Should I be afraid? Did a real human being - as distinct from a bipedal lizard in a people-skin - pay actual cash-money to spruik this nasal watering can online, or is a mischevious baby AI just running amok in the stock images archive? Why in the name of the sweet saint of fucks is this imagery on my dash???

Yours,

Foz

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  8. sylviasybil reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    It’s a neti pot, usually used to clear blocked sinuses. I used one during my three month bronchitis spell, and it was...
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    Reblogging for excellent commentary
  14. feanna reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    Well, my aunt swears by these when she has a cold and I own one too and occasionally try it when my nose is just...
  15. mysterysquid reblogged this from rhube and added:
    All of my ads at the moment are for Fiery Chicken Fries. All of them.
  16. jadestitch reblogged this from peppylilspitfuck and added:
    This is amazing. I’ve been using salt water solution to clear a blocked nose for ages (something my grandparents taught...
  17. rhube reblogged this from fozmeadows and added:
    OK, but I’ll take it aver all the ones that assume I’m a parent.
  18. furyleika said: Neti pots are a real thing, but I have no idea what it’s got to do with dark circles. Nothing, probably. I have friends who swear by the Neti pot for clearing sinuses, but if your water is a little sketchy you can get really sick or die from a brain eating amoeba. (Very unlikely, but legitimately possible.)
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