“Bisexual women get energy from other women and then turn around and put that energy into working out their relationships with men”
Can anyone even explain what this means? What is this “energy”??
Bi women perform seances to absorb the youth of past wlw which they use to appear more attractive to men
A bi woman once absorbed all my energy and i couldnt help goku form a spirit bomb
But it’s a huge hassle, handling your Dark Bisexual Powers. Especially when you’re new to it all. Like, say you date five girls in a week. That gets you at least ten (10) POWER ORBS. You store them in your body and if you’re not careful they’re released whenever you come into contact with any man.
I’m just saying that when I was thirteen, I shook a guy’s hand and he exploded.
We should note- this only applies to bi women. Bisexual men on the other hand, drain the energy from literally everyone around them to feed to the Dark Monster Below, may his day of rising come soon.
I can neither confirm nor deny these facts, in the name of the Dark Monster Below, may His Calamity anoint us all.
I’m just gonna clarify that while bi woman don’t necessarily feed energy to the Dark Monster Below, we still Await Its Coming.
whereas those of us who are bi and genderqueer absorb energy from all individuals, steadily growing in power until we encounter another member of our kind and become a gem fusion
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